The Book of Big Excuses

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They are flying out for a family emergency that happened overseas in _______(country). It's important for them and I can't

I'm not going to make it in to work today, I was having sexual intercourse before work and my partner I can't come into work because I as I was dropping my friend off, my passenger airbag accidentilly deployed so I can't find my keys, and I don't have any spares until my _______(family member) comes home with the I wasn’t expecting to feel so lightheaded after donating. I don’t think it’s a good idea for me to come in today.” My basement is completely flooded because of that storm last night. I’ve got to stay home today to do damage control and get some repair people in here.”

My glasses fell and when I was looking for them, I crushed them. I'm going to the optomotrist to replace the frame I lost my niece/nephew in a shopping mall, I can't leave until I find them. It's an emergency and I can't come into work.

I can't come into work today my best friend lost all their money at the casino so he is suffering fromI had an interaction with an family friend at the coffee shop before coming in. I was very close to him. He informed me that A friend is addicted to herroin, so we are having an intervention today for him/her. I can't make it in, I have to try and I can't come into work a family member is going for abortion today and I have to talk her out of it. I'm not coming into work today one of my close friends is having suicidle thoughts and I must stay with him/her.

This woman/man that I met at the bar has me on house arrest, seriously in handcuffs. She/he has some crazy fetish but The police shot me with a stun-gun, accused of being the wrong guy. I'm in custody now, that's why I'm calling from a payphone.I was on the bus and a lady bursted water and I have a bit of training so I'm in the process of helping her give I'm meeting last minute with my lawyer for a very important confedential meeting regarding one of my ex's. The police shut down my road for investigation, I don't know what happened I can't leave my street, so I'm not coming Access-restricted-item true Addeddate 2021-01-14 06:02:17 Boxid IA40038823 Camera Sony Alpha-A6300 (Control) Collection_set printdisabled External-identifier I have to get my license renewed today or I lose it, and if I lose it I can't drive to work any longer. I can't come in today